Below are the 3 most recent journal entries recorded in popcorn_combo's LiveJournal:

Monday, May 10th, 2004
7:44 pm	muff~dom Yo, My third post in three days, I'm on a roll eh?! woot~! power to the people! Anyways today be a Monday and a very...eventful day at that. I was rather unwillingly introduced to the many theories of muff~dom by a close friend toting a bloody Cosmopolitin mag and I think I may have been scarred for life O.o (damn brodies...) But it's ok because I was already unrepairably damaged looong before that^^ Ah~ha and another thing, If I don't want to know the sicko's deffinition of cream pie, DON'T TELL ME! jeez, what's with all these gross names these days, it's just plain freaky, in MY day a cream pie was something you ate and a teabag was something you made tea with...you damn sickoes...but apart from that my day was peachy keen~! well...actually I am kind of getting sick of the climbing up four flights of stairs at the start of school, after recess, then again after lunch, then again after group class, whoever designed my school must have been a bunch of sadists who enjoy the thought of poor teenagers dragging their sorry asses up those freakin' stairs. And to make it worse, our school has a lift, but only for the disabled students or the bloody teachers. IT'S LIKE THEIR MOCKING US!! and on purpose!!! damn I am so angry right now...serenity now!!...Ok I'm good^^ Let's mention something cheery K? Manifest is happenin' soon!! well not really that soon...ok maybe it's kind of a long way off but it can't hurt to get excited early eh? for those of you who don't know what manifest is I shall take it upon myself to enlighten chu. It happens to be a huuuuuge annual anime/manga/jappy crap convention happenin' in Melbourne in August, for all you fans make your asses down their or look up the Manifest site, it has heeeeeeeeaps of info. you can even cosplay!! O.O Naturally I wanna cosplay but I'm too untalented in anything to do with making or designing costumes so basically I'm screwed, or maybe I'll just make meself a big foil sword....nah. I would be more excited right now but I'm sleeeeepy.... Sincerely, Popnot the popcorn pirate Current Mood: tired (Comment on this)
Sunday, May 9th, 2004
6:55 pm	peachy keen! hey there, my second Live Journal post and the novelty of it all is still kicking~! I never realised that posting all of your personal thoughts and feelings on the web so that any old weirdo could come and view it, giving them insight into your extremely derranged pysche (as I have yet to find a sane person on Live Journal) could turn out to be so satifying! It also made me realise that I'm much more literate when I am typing something as in real life I usually opt for noises or strange sounds in place of words whilst socialising, but hey, if they get the point then it's all good. Ok, may 9th, Mothers day. Naturally I got my own mother nothing since I'm sure deep down inside she already knows how much I care for her and doesn't need some cheap material object to reinforce that fact, though a box of chocies probably would have gone a long way....And I should know, after all being a check out chick in Target really does offer me some insight into what people buy for their mum's, especially since I was asked to work the day before mother's day and yes, it shitted me up the wall. I saw more people buy a single pissy box of chocolates, (a present with no thought at all put into it) and mum's buying their own presents with screaming children in tow, than anything else. oh god the children!! those almighty giant pains in the asses were on my case for the whole five hours of my working ordeal (praise the lord *who is me anyway* for 15 minute breaks). So I had kids screaming at the parents followed by the parents screaming at me, the poor helpless underpaid lackey of the Target corportion, slaving away scanning and bagging their goods and putting on a cheerful face for their sake, some advice? don't work in retail, or have kids for that matter^^. People should just stop having kids as I constantly hear of people complaining how there are too many people in the world and not enough food *answer springs to mind* CANNABALISM! yaay! all our problems solved *waits to accept the Nobel peace prize*. But then again I suppose people don't taste that nice ey? or else someone else would have already marketed the idea -.- and back off, my idea! by the time that you've finished reading this sentenced the idea and all it's properties has already been copyrighted to moi. But I guess I was overreacting about the whole kids thing, their not all that bad, just most of 'em^^ oh hey, that reminds me (I'm not sure of how but anyway.) This morning I woke on my side, lying ontop of one of my arms and it had gone numb. so here was me at 2pm being pestered by my mum to get out of bed with no feeling whatsoever in my left arm,flailing it wildly around infront of me using my other arm to lift it about. It's funny to think of now but damn I hate it when that happens, and to make it worse, I drooled all over myself!! not that my arm could feel it at the time so it's all good... sincerely, Rose Current Mood: exhausted (Comment on this)
Saturday, May 8th, 2004
8:24 pm	it has begun... wow...my first ever live journal entry...ok I'm over it now. Basically I had heard of this site from firends and I thought at the time, "gee, this would be a great place to get people to worship me." So on I hopped with high hopes of finally obtaining god status. I thought it would be a good idea if I started off my first rant with the many things that encompass, the Rose (me), starting off with my own personalized versions of the holy ten commandments as how I am currently feeling: tenth commandment: Thou shalt not throw chocolate at The Rose, be it white, cherry ripe, or even mars bar in content when she be visiting her shrine (internet). ninth commandment: Thou shall fuck off when Australia's funniest home video show be in viewing. eighth commandment: Thou shall not turn of thy source of heat (heater) when it had previously just be turned on by The Rose, then proceed to complain of the cold. seventh commandment: Thou shall ALWAYS allow The Rose access to the rest rooms first when thee be in full knowledge that thou intends to procreate a giant festering turd, worthy of rivalling the eternal bog of stench. sixth commandment: Thee floor be for sitting, not for shitting (applies to animals or particully dirty sons of bitches) fifth commandment: If you tinkle while you sprinkle, be a sweety wipe the seaty. bitch. fourth commandment: Do noteth over useth thy ye olde englishe crappe (well it works for shoppe) third commandment: Thou shalt not feed they animals better than The Rose ie dog has been given chicken...The Rose has been given leftovers of the dogs meal...p.s never devour the crap from KFC even if thy force thee to view old re~runs of neighbours, be strong my friends. second commandment: Thou shall never insist that The Rose halt her intake of popcorn...ever...especially be it caramel in covering and delicious in taste. first commandment: My final command...No matter how cute be they, Rabbits be never allowed to urinate upon the almightly all~powerful Rose's legs or feel or dance around them in a cute and/or adorable fashion, or let loose her wrath of colourful words. The end^^ I believe I have not left anything out, for the moment, after all my mood does seem to change alot hmm...right now I feel hentai~rrific with joy over my new livejournal account and I'm sure that I will rant maaaaaaaany many times. Especially to bag KFC as they pissed me off immensly, which should be just a general rule for The Rose, and hey this third person thing kinda kicks ass. But where was I, oh yes, those dirty filthy, baby devouring bastards KFC. I suppose it would be fair to say that I am still slightly ticked off with the whole food poisoning thingy~ma~jig so it is now my duty to convince as many people as possible to stop going there, and I'm sure that after years of annoying people into doing my bidding, by the year 5086, no one will be eating it anymore (I am realistic after all). heeee, oh I thought it was my brother licking my leg but it was mah bunny...false alarm! and yeah!! rabbits look all cute and furry and stuff, but don't take them home! they eat then shit then shit some more, followed by eating then maybe a nap then wake up to shit, then they eat their own shit!! it's a vicious cycle I tell ya, no wonder there are so many rabbits infesting Aussies outback, I mean, if you could eat your own shit, imagine how long you could go without eatin' anything else...oooh the endless possibilities that spring to mind. And on that cheerful note I bid you adieu^^ ie: later Sincerely, Rose Current Mood: crazy (Comment on this)